Henderson

Gender: Male
Age: "Ol'er than dirt an' y'unger than a newbarn babby!"
Species: human
Wanted For: Public intoxication, "smuggling"
Other Notes: Inveterate drunkard captain of the YV-666 transport "PARTY BUS!" Despite constant intoxication an exemplary captain and undercover agent. Often rants about "Svarging tentacle beasties" and has a nigh incomprehensible accent that extends to his writing. No record of "Henderson" exists before his purchase of the "PARTY BUS!" 6 years ago at approximately 40-50 years of age. Unknown if "Henderson" is first or last name, when asked he responded: "Don't rightly know muself!"